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How to find a lost wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    A man went to a Hipermarket with his wife. After few minutes, the wife got lost and he couldnt find him nowhere.
    He went to a beautiful girl standing in a conner and asked her:
    "Would you please allo me to talk with you? It wont take more than a minute"
    The girl was so surprized and asked him why he wanted to talk with her. The man replied:
    "My wfe got lost, but always when I talk to a woman she appears from nowhere".
     
  2. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    stupid woman. u cant use the same strategy daily! i bet she is nt creative in u know what,lol!
     
  3. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    I like your comment! To add a few, I think the man is also very stupid coz he uses. the same strategy. Fikiria kama angetokea mchumba/mume wa msichana alokuwa anaongea naye angekubali hoja hiyoo ya kipuuzi? Mkong'oto tu!
     
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    akitokea mume wa huyo dada si jamaa angejifanya alidhani ni muhudumu na alitaka kuulizia bidhaa! simple mbona?
     
  5. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    inaelekea mumewe kicheche na haaiminiki...
     
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