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How to do Business

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tanzanites, Feb 8, 2011.

  1. Tanzanites

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    Mr Mawalla : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
    Son: "I will choose my own wife!!!"
    Mr Mawalla: "But the girl is the daughter of the President of NMB."
    Son: "Well, in that case... OK"

    Next Mr Mawalla approaches the Chairman of Exim Bank.

    MR Mawalla: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
    Chairman: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
    Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is a Director of NMB."
    Chairman: "Ah, in that case... ok"

    Finally Mr Mawalla goes to see the President of NMB.

    Mr Mawalla : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Director.."
    President: "But I already have more Directors than I need!"
    Mr Mawalla: "But this young man is the son-in-law of the Chairman of Exim Bank."
    President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

    And that my friend, is how to do business.

    And just in case the chairman of Exim and the President on NMB are reading this joke: This is not based on a true story :embarrassed: