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How to avoid divorce!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Polisi, Dec 31, 2010.

  1. Polisi

    Polisi JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her katuundu in the suitcase.

    He asked "You are packing! Where are you going??".
    She answered " To my mother!"

    The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes. The wife angrily stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?"

    He replied "Oh ya! I am going to my mother!"

    The wife: "To your mother! And what about the children! Who is
    going to look after them?"
    The man: "You are going to your mother! Fine. I am also going to my mother. The children also should go to their mother"

    The woman failed to continue her packing. She looked steadily at the husband and was left without any other option but just to shed tears of joy. She then hugged the man and said, “You are very intelligent. No wonder I married you; can I make you a cup of Tea???"
     
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    Topical JF-Expert Member

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    Wondeful
     
  3. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    I like it, thanks!!:eek:
     
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    Popompo JF-Expert Member

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    imefurahisha
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Inatufundisha tuache ubinafsi jamani. Hivi kila kitu kidogo ukikimbilia kufunga mzigo inasaidia nini baada ya kusuluhisha matatizo. Huyo mdada alikoma ubishi mwenyewe.
     
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    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Je huyu Wife angebadili kibao akasema naenda kwa baba badala ya mama, mambo yangekuaje ?
     
  7. Polisi

    Polisi JF-Expert Member

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    du! Hilo nalo neno
     
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    Kisiwa Senior Member

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    Big up polisi! Maafande wote mngekuwa mnatumia busara kiasi hiki kuzima maandamano tusingehitaji magari ya upupu!!
     
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    Kisiwa Senior Member

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    kweli dada. Ndoa nyingine zinavunjika kiutaniutani tu. Ukimuuliza mke atakwambia oh ck hizi hatutoki wote kwenye kitimoto mara oh hanipi hela ya saloon. Utani ni mzuri mno katika kuwalegeza wanawake
     
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    RayB JF-Expert Member

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    Not that intelligent hapo walikutana wote vilaza tu
     
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    J Lee Member

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    Dah! ni nzur nmeipenda, na hao ndoa yao itadumu sana.
     
  13. VoiceOfReason

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    If only things were this simple........
     
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    Polisi JF-Expert Member

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    happy new year voiceOfReason
     
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    VoiceOfReason JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks a lot mkuu; Happy New Year
     
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    hao walikuwa wanatishiana nyau tu....
     
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