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How the jews got ten commandments!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Ndallo, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

    The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?"

    God said, " For example ................ Thou shall not kill."

    The Arabs were shocked, "What? Not kill? No way! Killing and massacaring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence.. No, we are not interested. "

    So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments. "

    The Africans wanted an example.

    God said, "For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother."

    The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father? Yo maan! Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!"

    So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. "

    The Mexicans wanted an example.

    God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal."

    The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, " No steal? No steal?? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh? Gracias, but no! "

    So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. "

    The French wanted an example.

    God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not commit adultery."
    The French were stunned. They said, "What? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, non, non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We, ze French, must have ze romance. "

    So God went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. ... "

    The Jews asked, "Commandments? How much do they cost?"

    God replied, "Nothing. They are free."

    The Jews answered, "Good.
    We shall take Ten! "
     
  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    lol interesting............miafrika ndio tulivyo kumbe!!!!
     
  3. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha!

    Nzuri sana!
     
  4. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    nimependa hii....
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa, heheheheee. Mijamaa inapenda bure eh?
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    wewe umewapenda wapi.....kati ya hao waliotajwa hapo juu.....?

     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    wa Jews
     
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