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How smart are you??!

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  1. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    HOW SMART ARE YOU?

    Sherlock Holmes was having an early walk. He had just crossed a bridge when he saw a crowd of people. Rushing to them, he found that they were crowding around a dead woman. Holmes was a famous detective. He took the case and started his investigation. The woman seemed to have come for an early walk, too. Seeing her handbag lying nearby, Holmes ruffled through it and found what he wanted - her identity card. Her name was Gloria, and her house was about a ten minute drive away. Her number was also written on her card. Holmes phoned the given number.

    "Is this Gloria's residence?"
    "Yes. And I am her husband. What do you want?"
    "Sir, your wife is dead."
    "What! No way!"
    "Sir, come here quickly."

    About ten minutes later, a car pulled up. The husband got down, and on seeing the woman, rushed to her and started crying. Holmes was about to console him when something flashed in his mind. He quickly had the husband arrested.

    Can you tell why?
     
  2. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    alikuwa mgoni wake.......
     
  3. Mentor

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    Mh aje Preta??!
    Ukipata nakupa zawadi ya ushindi...
     
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  4. Catherine

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    Hun na mie nijibu? Lol
     
  5. deni

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    nakupa mji:nenda CIA
     
  6. Neiwa

    Neiwa JF-Expert Member

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    Its because it was apparent the husband was involved, he knew the exact spot of where his wife was lying dead without being told.
     
  7. Mphamvu

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    Amepata.
     
  8. TANMO

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    Alivyoambiwa njoo, ye wala hakuuliza wapi.. Hebu mtu anitafsirie kwa kiinglishi.
     
  9. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    hata mimi nadhani umepatia, ngoja sasa tuwaite wainglishi watafsiri. Mentor unaitwa huku
     
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  10. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani nilivyoitazama hiyo Avatar yako Moyo umepiga Paaa!!
    Hujambo lakini?
     
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    Jibu lakini kwa kiingilishi!..
     
  12. sweetlady

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    Kwa sababu alifika eneo la tukio bila kuelekezwa........alijuaje hiyo sehemu?..... Catherine mwite Kiranga aje abadilishe hiyo sentensi yangu kuwa ya kingereza!..... Mentor naimani nimepatia
     
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  13. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    hofu kwako.
    hata mimi hiyo avatar yako inafanya maini yangu yarukeruke, lol!
     
  14. mathematics

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    Alipouona tu mwili wa huyo mwanamke aliukimbilia kwa haraka na kuanza kuangua kilio bila kufanya utambuzi wa mwili , kuhakikisha kama kweli ni mke wake, yaani kuangalia sura na mavazi na alama yoyote ya kumthibitishia yule ni mke wake
    so mpelelezi akili ikamcheza fasta jamaa lazima atakuwa ni muuaji tu wa huyo mke wake
     
  15. Mentor

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    We mathematics...mkeo unahitaj mda gan kumjua??!
     
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  16. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Mliopatia mnajijua ila TANMO sweetlady tafsirini kiinglishi la cvyo nawapa nusu marks.
     
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    Hehehehe mie nimeomba Kiranga aje anitafsirie.....akipita huku naimani atafanya hivyo!
    TANMO njoo tujipigie makofi manake tumepatia suali la Mentor!
     
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  18. beibe nasty

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    bb u knw how smart am i. Ookey some peeps got it right in swahili though. The reason why the husband got caught is that he was just told to come but no directio was given to him but he rushed immediately to the incidence so it crossed the holmes mind that the husband was involved in one way or another. My applaud pleeease bb mentor
     
  19. TANMO

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    Nusu Maksi??????????????
    No way, ngoja nitafsiri mwenyewe:

    Bikoz wen Holmes say come, he come no asking where?
     
  20. TANMO

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    Yaani hofu kwangu ondoa, mimi niko buheri wa afya..
    Nimelipenda tabasamu lako mpaka nikinywa maji ninakuona kwenye Glasi..
     
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