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How Men Change!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngambo Ngali, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Jun 8, 2010
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    The Love Word:
    After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
    After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

    Back from Work:
    After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
    After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
    After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

    Phone Ringing:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
    After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

    Cooking:
    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

    New Dress:
    After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
    After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    After 6 months: I like this movie.
    After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

    Making Love:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
    After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
    After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!


    Maswali mawili, jamani huu ni utani au kuna kaukweli ndani yake. Tuchangie ili mwishoni tupeleke kwenye mahusiano.
     
  2. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Jun 9, 2010
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    tena sio ka ukweli ni li-ukweli kabisa
     
  3. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Jun 10, 2010
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    Hapo kwenye new dress ni mimi mtupu!


    Jamani zioneeni huruma bank account za waume zenu!
     
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