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How men change

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ng'wanza Madaso, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Ng'wanza Madaso

    Ng'wanza Madaso JF-Expert Member

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    How men change


    The Love Word:

    After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
    After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    After 6 years:
    If I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

    Back from Work:

    After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
    After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
    After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?


    Phone Ringing:

    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
    After 6 years:
    we nyau ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

    Cooking:

    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    After 6 years:
    aah yaaani UGALI AGAIN??

    New Dress:

    After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?

    After 6 years: How much did
    THAT cost me?

    TV:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

    After 6 months: I like this movie.

    After 6 years: I'm going to watch
    Simba na Yanga play
    if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

    Making LOVe:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?

    After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
    After 6 years: Hebu lete hiyo kitu niliyolipia kwenu!!!!

     
  2. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Aii hao ni wanaume wa mwaka gani!???
    This is so old fashioned..TOA!
     
  3. T

    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    what will happen after 12 years?
     
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