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How far can you trust a friend?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    Mutua left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife mueni should wear a chastity belt. (Steel underwear) So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, mogaka. He tells him, "If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

    So,mutua leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees mogaka.

    "What's wrong?" He asks.
    Mogaka replies, "You gave me the wrong key!"
     
  2. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, si aliambiwa in 4 years? sasa alitaka ku-unlock kabla hata nusu saa haijapita? kaazi kweli kweli!
     
  3. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    :becky::becky:Duh mtu wa pwani kweli unaondoa stress na kuongeza siku za kuishi kwa vicheko!!
    Jamaa uchu umemjaa
     
  4. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  5. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha, nice joke
     
  6. ECES

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    :becky:Nimeipenda tehe tehe tehe :becky::becky::becky::becky:
     
  7. Smarter

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    Ilikuw lazima A test kama keys zina fanya kazi jamani!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile-big:
     
  8. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Nimependa ulipoingilia huku..hii inaonesha u mtu wa aina gani!
    Karibu kwenye Jamvi
     
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    Mkulima mimi JF-Expert Member

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    watu mpo makini hapa kweli wageni wananyanyapaliwa!
     
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