Azikiwe
Senior Member
- Nov 13, 2009
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How do you find this!!!!!
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is - ( making love to a dead person). The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'
The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way !!
So ladies try to move a little during SEX.
Guys, if a lady is not moving, stop immediately and check if she is still alive..!!!
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is - ( making love to a dead person). The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'
The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way !!
So ladies try to move a little during SEX.
Guys, if a lady is not moving, stop immediately and check if she is still alive..!!!
