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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Katika nyumba moja, walikuwa wanakaa mtu na mkewe pamoja na mfanyakazi wa ndani wa kike. Siku moja mke akapotelewa na chupi zake 3. Akamamua kumuuliza mfanyakazi wake kama kachukua chupi zake. Mfanyakazi wa ndani akamkatalia katukaatu kuwa ameiba chupi, kesi ikafika kwa mume... Mashtaka yakawa kama ifuatavyo...

    Mke: mume wangu mfanyakazi ameniibia chupi zangu...

    Mume akamuita mfanyakazi na kumuuliza... " eti kweli umechukua chupi za mamako?!"

    Mfanyakazi akajibu (huku akiona aibu kidogo) " Aku mie sijachukua chupi... kwani we si unajuaga mimi sivai chupi? Tena hizi chupi za nini mie...
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du!! Nomaa!!!
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Mnaambiwa kila siku .... usijaribu hawa mahousigeli; kichwani hakuna kitu... watawaumbua. Ubongo wao uko katikati ya miguu
    Kali sana mzee
     
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    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    hii hatari mkuu
     
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    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    kaaaaaaaazzziii kweli kweliiiiiii
     
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    ram JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali kwelikweli!
     
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    Nao ni watu tuweke heshima kidogo.
     
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    Dah kweli.hilo joka la amazon..
     
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    New City JF-Expert Member

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    what if she is your daughter..??
    ##misterdennis
    tuwaheshimu bhana ,c ndio tunawaamini kuwaachia watoto wetu
     
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    Angemjibu kwa ukali. Sheenzz na uwe una vaa nguo nzito, siyo mnavaa nguo nyepesi alafu unakuja ropoka ropoka tu.
     
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    hii tunaita kupoteza maboya. :D
     
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    hapo angeweza hata kutoa dro!
     
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    joyce ludovick Member

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    teh teh teh
     
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    shyja JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha
     
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