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Housegilr na toothpick

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lukansola, May 21, 2011.

  1. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna bwana mmoja alikuwa ameajiri msichana wa kazi kutoka kijijini, sasa kuna siku moja baada ya kupata msosi akaomba toothpick. mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:-

    Baba: Dada naomba toothpick (stick).
    Msichana: Zimeisha baba.
    Baba: Hivi mnazitumiaje, si juzi tu nimeleta kikopo kizima hapa jamani?
    Msichana: Baba, labda uwaulize hao hao wanao mimi nikisha tumia huwa narudisha humohumo.
     
  2. Capitano

    Capitano JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hii niliipost mimi mwezi uliopita.Hata hivyo inaonekana kupendwa.Poa.
     
  3. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hii kitu nilisikia 3yrs ago..!!
     
  4. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Imekula kwangu, anyways it's a coincidence, thanks guys
     
  5. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    vichekesho sio matukio.
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    i like it. Thanx.
     
  7. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli Husninyo, vichekesho ni timeless, mwandishi mmoja wa kitabu cha the art of public speaking (sikumbuki jina lake) alisema "if a joke is fine and clean enough to be told to the public, the chances are it must've been heard"
    Asante kwa kuni-protect mpendwa.
     
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