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House boy bakari

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by blackwizard, Apr 6, 2012.

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    blackwizard Senior Member

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    >Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.But the boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water)[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and added water to replace what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >When the boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as a thief!!! at tha same moment Bakari realised that he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >The boss told his wife that ' Mary , you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge' So he called Bakari.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >He shouted 'Bakari!'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Bakari answered: 'Yes Boss'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >No answer.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >The Boss reiterated his question: ' Who drank my wine?'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Still no answer.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Then the boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him' 'You insane or what? why when I call you, you say boss but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >Bakari retorted that 'it is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all except the name.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here and I go in the kitchen,you ask me a question'. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Boss answered: 'Yes Bakari'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid's bedroom when madam is not here?'[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >No answer.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    >Bakari shouted again 'Boss, who made the maid pregnant?.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, 'Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name'.[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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    >HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
     
  2. Jovegg

    Jovegg Member

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    Haaaahaaaaa Boka noma!
     
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    mop11 New Member

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    tehe tehe teheeee!!!!!!!
     
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    One Man Army JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha...dah i hpe cku itaisha poa
     
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