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House boy: Bakari

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kingdom_man, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

    Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

    When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

    The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.

    He shouted: 'Bakari!'.
    Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
    Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
    No answer.
    The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still;
    No answer.

    Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
    You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?

    Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name.

    Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.

    Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
    He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
    Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

    The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!

    Good day All
     
  2. Nicas Mtei

    Nicas Mtei JF-Expert Member

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    Mamaa mbavu zangu jamani., thanx xana ulyeleta hii k2 coz nahc nimeanza cku vzur.
     
  3. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    unaweza ukapata mudder case hivi hivi kwa kusababisha mtu kucheka hadi kupoteza uhai.
     
  4. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Masikini mbavu zangu!!!!!
     
  5. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    remix...supplimentary...reverse...repeated...imerudiwa bwana.
     
  6. Cestus

    Cestus JF-Expert Member

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    @nziriye WHO CARES?!! thnx kwa alotoa hii duh!xina mbavu!
     
  7. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    Bora kucheka tu mana tukifiria sana ni maumivu......stress nyingi na nchi ndo hivo ishauzwa.........
     
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    Duh! umeniongezea afya njema na uzuri wa sura, si unaona ninavyokenua? Thanxxx!
     
  9. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu kwa hadithi nzuri!!!
     
  10. The Planner

    The Planner JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh!
     
  11. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    kwani amesema yeye ndio mtunzi? Sasa asingerudia wengine tungeionaje na kucheka?
     
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