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hotuba kali kutoka kwa mkurugenzi mkuu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mpalu, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. mpalu

    mpalu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja ambaye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu kujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza kusababisha maradhi ya kisasa..Speech ya mkurugenzi huyu ilinukuliwa kama ifuatavyo;

    "Hali ni ngumu sana vijana kwa sababu kila mmoja anataka kuonja uzuri wa maisha ya kisasa. Mtandao wa ugonjwa huu ni mkubwa,mimi nashauri muwe makini.
    Jitahidini sana kukaa bila kupiga.

    Ni muhimu simu zenu mzitunze sana na wala si kupiga piga kwani hii gharama yake ni kubwa.Kama shida ya kupiga itakuwa kubwa, basi hakikisha simu yako iko kwenye kipochi, na hivi vinapatikana kwa wingi na gharama yake si kubwa.

    Hii inasaidia kupunguza uwezekano wa kupata madhara yanayoweza kupatikana
    kutokana na mionzi iliyoko katika simu hizi za kisasa.

    Ni mwiko kabisa kupiga Voda kwa Voda kwani hii ina hatari kubwa mno. Pia unashauriwa kutopiga tigo kabisa kwani hii inaweza kuharibu kabisa mfumo wa mawasiliano ya simu yako.

    Watu wengi simu zenu zina fanya kazi vizuri tu na mna hamu angalau ya kupibu, lakini hii nayo ni hatari, kwani mwenzako akionyesha utashi wa kupokea ni rahisi sana kwako kuamua kupiga kabisa.

    Msifikiri mkikaa bila kupiga muda mrefu, eti simu zenu zitamaliza chaji, hii si kweli.Hakikisha tu kwamba simcard iko katika hali nzuri,hii ndio ina kumbukumbu zote na ndio inaongoza mawasiliano yote.

    Simu ni simu tu, na madhumuni yake yanafanana. Usidanganyike na simu kuwa eti ina Kamera au double skrini. Hizo ni mbwembwe tu.Kuna simu nyingi sana feki siku hizi zinauzwa zimevishwa cover mpya,usidanganyike.

    Ukiona maisha bila kupiga hayawezekani, tafuta sehemu inayoaminika na uwe unapiga hapo tu, hii inasaidia sana kwani simu ukitumia peke yako inadumu zaidi kuliko ile yenye subscribers wengi."

    AHNSATENI KWA KUNISIKILIZA!
     
  2. Mr Suggestion

    Mr Suggestion JF-Expert Member

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    M.s.h.e.z.i. wewe ni noma kwani jinsi ulivyoitunga hiyo mistari utazani kweli, any way nitafanyia kazi ushauli wako ingawa sitoacha kupiga voda kwa voda, ingawa tigo naipenda zaidi
     
  3. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ''Asante mkurugenzi''
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    haya bhana............
     
  5. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee..ishamtokea mkuqugenzi kupiga ovyo hovyo nn
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmh! Hapa jamaa aliua kinoma, yaani kama wewe ni mbumbumbu unatoka kapa
     
  7. S

    SWASHBONGE New Member

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    Sawa mheshimiwa kwa speech nzuri, and da reporter kazi nzuri sana ya caught
     
  8. Mhoja

    Mhoja JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi akili ya ziada kuelewa.
     
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    Cognitivist JF-Expert Member

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    This is what Great Thinkers need to do. Big up! Imekaa poa.
     
  10. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    mi naendelea kupiga tu, tena ntakuwa napiga tiGO zaidi, na simu yangu siweki kwenye kipochi.....
     
  11. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ubunifu swafi kabisa.
     
  12. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Watakuwa walitoka kapa.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Mionzi haikuathiri????????????
     
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    KIGENE JF-Expert Member

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    Vijana wengine wanatamba eti simu zao zimejaa chaji na zina uwezo wakupandisha mkungu wa ndizi mlima wa Kitonga huku akina mama wengine ukisikia milio ya simu zao inahita mpyampyamya kumbe ni screpa au used
     
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