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Hotel Bill

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.

    When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

    She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."

    The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

    The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
    'But I didn't use them," she said.
    ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

    He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

    "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
    "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

    No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

    The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

    The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

    "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

    "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Very funny!
     
  3. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda!
     
  4. First Born

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    teh teh teh teh teh!!
     
  5. Lole Gwakisa

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    Ha ha ha
    A retired tart!
     
  6. serio

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    hahahaa,.very creative..!!
     
  7. Jaguar

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    Finally she said gotcha!!!
     
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    sijawahi kucheka hivi, this is fricking hilarious
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha....soo funny
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia sana
     
  11. Raia Fulani

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    At the end of the day she MUST PAY!
     
  12. K

    Kinabo Member

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    Thanks, you made my day haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  13. ngulinho

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    napita tu.:A S 103:
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Aaa! This is what I can say it's hilarious and very fun. Nxt time the hotel hv to revise terms and conditions za Kupangisha.
     
  15. Amyner

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    Hahahaha so funny!!
     
  16. Wandah

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    hah ha hah ha ha hah.........!
     
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    Oohh,.! My goodness my ribs are cracking..very awesome joke.!
     
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    Hapo ngoma droo!!! safi sana mkuu!!!
     
  19. Katavi

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    Teheteheteheeeh!!
     
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