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Honk if you love jesus

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Mar 17, 2012.


    GIUSEPE Senior Member

    Mar 17, 2012
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    The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
    HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the
    back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting
    experience followed!

    I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in
    thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed.
    That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love

    Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love
    the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled,
    "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with
    him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST,GO!"
    Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and
    waved and smiled to all of those loving people.

    There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could
    hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in
    a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

    I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at
    each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck
    sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign

    Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and
    yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like,
    "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida,
    too. He must really love the Lord.

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
    they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they
    wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to
    yellow, and stepped on the gas.

    And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across
    the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way
    out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good
    luck sign as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Too foreign to have any impact on my sense of humour!

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Ndeeefu... Afu imegongwa lugha ya mkoloni. Daaah,sijavutika!
  4. mpinga shetani

    mpinga shetani JF-Expert Member

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    No wonder Judah Iscariot didn't go to heaven, the poor chap did not own a car so he couldn't honk! boo hoo
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Ok,kwa kiswahili?