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Honeymooners!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masaki, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    A Newly Wed Couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon.
    The wife offers to make him a drink and asks the bartender to give
    A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys
    And
    A shot of lime juice.
    ... She then asks her husband to first put some salt in his mouth, then immediately take the shot of Baileys n then lime juice.
    at 1sec,sharp lime taste hits him.
    In 2 seconds the Baileys curdles & in 3 seconds,his mouth is filled with a salty Mucous-like Sour Substance.
    This triggers a Gag Reflex in Him, But Trying to be Manly he Swallows the now foul tasting drink & smiles and says to his wife,"Great Stuff..! What the **** do you call that drink you made me have"..??
    She smiles wickedly and says:- "Blow Job Revenge"..!
     
  2. M

    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe....
     
  3. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh! It's real a Blow Job Revenge!...
     
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