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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Toboamambo, Aug 27, 2008.

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    Toboamambo Member

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    > A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
    > When they got back, the bride immediately called her
    > mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
    > "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was
    > wonderful! So romantic..."
    > Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as
    > we returned Sam started using the most horrible
    > language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all
    > these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me
    > and take me home.... Please Mum!"
    > "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell
    > me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
    > "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept
    > the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just
    > too awful! Come get me, please!"
    > "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
    > your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
    > Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were
    > words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! those are really bad words,give the lady a few more weeks man.
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    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Shida ya kuoa watoto toka familia isoendana na yako. Au wanawake wanaoishi maisha ya ku-dream. Big house, servants everywhere, lots of care, etc. Sijui BUT wanawake tuna matatizo sana