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Honey moon

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all
    getting married within a short time period.
    Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
    would get started, she made them all promise to send a
    postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Arusha two days after
    the wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom
    was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and
    got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."

    Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
    The second girl sent the card from Shinyanga a week after
    the wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".Mom
    now knew to go straight to her husband's
    cigarettes,and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
    "Extra Long. King Size.She was again slightly
    embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


    The third girl left for her honeymoon to Mombasa Mom
    waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and
    still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card
    finally arrived. Written on it with
    shaky handwriting were the words "Kenya Airways."
    Mom took out her latest Citizan Newspaper Digger
    Classified pages, flipped through the pages fearing
    the worst, and finally found the ad for Kenya Airways. The ad
    said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

    Mom fainted...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A very humourous look at advertizers slogans. Liked it though!
     
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Ilinibidi niazime na kicheko cha ziada.
     
  4. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaaaa
    lol
     
  5. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Mambooo!
     
  6. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Duh hii noma
     
  7. O

    Oncemore Member

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    kaz kwel kwel
     
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