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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by B'REAL, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    WAUNGWANA...NAWASALIMU,MI NI MGENI HAPA:smile:JAPOO SINA KAMBAA ILA NIMEPAPENDAAA
     
  2. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Mwenzetu weye umepitaje getini, mlango wa mbele, sebuleni hadi uje upige hodi chumba cha baba na mama??

    Mh umeijuaje ramani ya nyumba hii weye bana?? Au mgeni mwenyeji?

    Haya karibu ila rudi kaandike jina kwenye kitabu cha wageni pale getini!
     
  3. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Uchukue na gate pass pia kwanza
     
  4. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini umekuja mikono mitupu? tafuta mchapo mmoja wa kutufurahisha na kuzisuuza nyoyo zetu.........wewe vipi hujui kwamba mkono mtupu haulambwi?
     
  5. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    karibu
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    karibu sana ndugu.
    Hapa ulipoingilia sipo...Umeingia kinyume na nanihii, ....i mean kinyume na taratibu!
    Pahala sahihi ni kule mbele kwenye jukwaa la Utambulisho.
    Lakini usiwe mwoga, karibu.
     
  7. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    SHERIA NA KANUNI ZA JAMII FORUMS

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  8. bacha

    bacha JF-Expert Member

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    karibu bana, mi nataka nijue moja tu!wewe ni HE or SHE?
     
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    Umekaribishwa!Ila uje kwa adabu usije kutukana au kudhihaki wanajamii hapa mahali pa ustaarabu.
     
  10. X-PASTER

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    Hodi! Break ya kwanza kwenye jukwaa la mapenzi... Duh!
     
  11. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Hauwezijua labda baada ya siku mbili na yeye utasikia anatafuta mchumba:biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  12. WiseLady

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    Umenichekesha sana,unamaanisha hiyo ndo kauli mbiu kwa sasa?
     
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    Inawezekana maneno yako yakawa kweli.
     
  14. katelero

    katelero JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe mtundu kweli, chumba cha baba na mama umeoneshwd na nani, haya bana karibu ila rudi getini ukajiandishe ili tukuandalie party ya kukaribisha
     
  15. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    :smiling:mi he...kuna jingine sheh...
     
  16. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    nimekutaa kukowaziii mkubwaa nikaonaa niwasalimu.....:biggrin1:
     
  17. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    usijaliii kwa hilo mbea
     
  18. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah...sheh!!tunaenda mdogo mdogo banaaaa
     
  19. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    duh!kazii kwelii kweliii
     
  20. bacha

    bacha JF-Expert Member

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    mwache atii kiu yake bana!
     
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