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Hizo brief case za akina baba/kaka...zinaficha makubwa!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Tausi Mzalendo, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. Tausi Mzalendo

    Tausi Mzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Maadam mmelianzisha basi tumalizie kabisaaaaa: Hayo mabriscafe sijui briefcase huwa mnabeba nini humo? Sanduku zima zitoooooo unakuta mtu anazunguka nalo.Niliwahi kuona mbaba mmoja kila mara anazunguka na briefcase yake hata akienda chooni!
    Kumbe bwana mule ndani kaweka maandazi na chapati anaogopa akiicha watu watamwekea sumu!
    Halafu pia wanaweka condom, barua za wapenzi wao, wanaficha humo picha za mahawara zao........ kibaya zaidi zina combination namba huwezi kuchungulia mpaka mwenyewe akuruhusu!....... bisheni!
     
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    GodfreyTajiri JF-Expert Member

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    huyo jamaa kama anazunguka na barua na picha za wapenzi na hawara
    basi sio professional infi bali anajifunza au anaiga.
     
  3. Tabutupu

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    Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
    men we are so smart.
    tunaweka documents kwa ajili ya meeting etc.
    Hii umeitoa kichwani mwako mama.
    Usiwe na hofu na wanaume.
     
  4. Tausi Mzalendo

    Tausi Mzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kweli kabisa
     
  5. Tausi Mzalendo

    Tausi Mzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa kaka ..LAKINI HABARI NDIO IYO
     
  6. Mzee Mwanakijiji

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    Mostly

    1. Papers
    2. More Papers
    3. Other papers related to the 1st papers
    4. Papers that will probably be needed when presenting the 2nd papers
    5. Papers which will somehow be relevant with issues from all the other papers above (It is hard to figure them out unless you have another people outling what you need when!)
    6. A variety of pens, clips and of course (sometimes in various colors too)
    7. A laptop if you need to write more documents rising from the issues za kwenye the various papers already in the briefcase.


    Clue: Only look the pockets of a man to find anything "exciting"! A seasoned man will not carry anything incriminating in his briefcase.. only two places .. in his brain (why we confuse things easily) or in his pockets (where it can easily be located). Ndio maana mwanaume hutakiwi kuzungumza sana ukibanwa utajichongea.

    NOW YOU KNOW
     
  7. Tausi Mzalendo

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    mostly?? in addition..what else?
     
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    GodfreyTajiri JF-Expert Member

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    ndio mana na mimi nashangaa yaani barua, picha, condom kunako
    briefcase!! huyo jamaa atakuwa ndio anaanza game labda
    manake hata anayeanza si rahisi kufanya hivyo


     
  9. Dumelambegu

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    Somehow true, but not as the case of women with handbags.
     
  10. Dumelambegu

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    No words to add more. Thank you MM.
     
  11. Maria Roza

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    Hahha umewaweza halafu ukute kavaa suti maskini na joto letu bongo na briefcase lake tabu tupu sijui ni ushamba au lah agrrr, mie wananiboa kweli kweli hahha hahha :coffee::coffee::coffee:
     
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    Mimi mada ipo kwenye swahili jibu kwa swahili wengine lugha utata lol :A S 20::A S 20:
     
  13. Mzee Mwanakijiji

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    Nilikuwa nafafanua tu
     
  14. Tausi Mzalendo

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    Maria,
    Umesahau...matapeli wengi wanabeba briefcase wakidhani ati itawapadisha chati waonekane wa maana!
    Humo ndani unakuta hamna kitu!

    Wahalifu pia hubeba briefcase... ndani utakuta mihuri hadi ya ikulu!
     
  15. Rose1980

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    WABSHE nin?
    hawana lolote WENGINE WANABEBA TAULO NA SABUN KWENYE BRIFCASE ZAO!!!!
     
  16. Rose1980

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    MHH HAWANA LOLOTE
    brfcase kuuubwa utapel tu
    NDAN WANABEBA samak wa kukaanga na pilipili
     
  17. IGWE

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    Tausi,Tausi,Tausi_Mzalendo!....heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! mbona uzalendo umekushinda na umeamua kututundikia mikashfa ya kutunga,...tuombe radhi plz.
     
  18. Sinai

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    Ona sasa, wamekosa la kusema juu ya wanaume wanaanza kutundika mambo ya uongo! Turudi kule kule kwenye handbag zenu, kunahaja ya kujaza maleso na toilet paper na kuzunguka nazo mitaani? Ndo kusema manaenda sana toilet au? Kazi kweli kweli!:A S thumbs_down:
     
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    dos santos JF-Expert Member

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    tausi nahisi mtu wa kulee KG yaani ubishi kwa kwenda mbele. Kaona naye lazima aweke post japo haina mashiko. Kubali yaishe ntakuoa lakini handbag No. Are u ready my love tausi
     
  20. Tausi Mzalendo

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    Lisemwalo lipo....
     
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