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Hizi zipo hata kwako?!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shukuru, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Me and my Boss Relationship

    When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
    When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

    When I don't do it, I am lazy,
    When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

    When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
    When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

    When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
    When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

    When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
    When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

    When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
    When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

    When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
    When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
    When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

    When I do good, my boss never remembers,
    When I do wrong, he never forgets
     
  2. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Yesu alisema "Mwenye nacho ataongezewa, asiyekuwa nacho hata kile kidogo alicho nacho atanyang'anywa na kumpa yule mwenye nacho" Mwisho wa kunukuu. Yalikuwepo, Yapo na Yatakuwepo.
     
  3. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    This is why I MUST start a business of my own soon. Someday I will enjoy the luxury of being the employer.
    Actually, the employers are teaching us a lesson. Being an employee is just a 'path' I would say.


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  4. Kuhani

    Kuhani JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa, kwa nini yeye hatusaiidii kurekebisha hitilafu ya huo mfumo?
     
  5. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini usianze kwa kujisaidia wewe mwenyewe?
     
  6. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    Kujisaidia mwenyewe ni pamoja na ku disbunk "Yesu alisema..." zisizo na nafasi katika ulimwengu wa leo, which Kuhani is doing.
     
  7. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Sure Mkuu, even me i wish one day i will have that, cuz being employed is like been given experience of how to manage your own business.

    just imegine hii..

    When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
    When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,


    haya hayatofautiani na matusi!!!
     
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