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Hizi theory ni appicable ??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kalukamise, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?
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    LAW OF QUEUE:
    Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
    unakwenda mbio zaidi.

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    LAW OF TELEPHONE:
    Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

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    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
    Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza
    kuwasha ili uikune

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    LAW OF THE ALIBI:
    Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari
    lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

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    BATH THEOREM:
    Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

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    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa
    na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

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    LAW OF THE RESULT:
    Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako
    imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

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    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
    Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale
    ambapo huwezi kujikuna

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    THEATRE RULE:
    Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

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    LAW OF COFFEE:
    Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi
    atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.
     
  2. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo ya mechanical repair
     
  3. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali
     
  4. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    law of encounter naona kama mo applicable hv!dah!
     
  5. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu we2 unapenda kuikuna pua unavyoonekana
     
  6. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Asante
     
  7. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu funguka kidogo
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa aisee zote ni za ukweli lol
     
  9. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    yan kama ilifululiza kuntokea kiaina!
     
  10. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Brilliant! Have been a victim of all those laws. But the following one affects me almost every day.
    There is a news item over the radio or tv you want to listen to attentively, but that is exactly when a member of the family slams the door or calls you out loudly. Other times everything is quiet and silent. Have you ever experienced this?
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    ... Jana tu !
    (just imagine toka jumamosi niliisubiri hii kitu). Najiweka vizuri kumsikiliza mkwe..re.
    ... Boss anaingia kwangu. Ananiomba nipande gari twende ofisini,ajali imetokea kuna majeruhi wakutibiwa!
     
  12. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Umefunika mbaya
     
  13. Sunshow

    Sunshow JF-Expert Member

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    Good, in which law category to place it? Anyway it sound nice to name it: LAW OF TV.
     
  14. mchadema

    mchadema JF-Expert Member

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    we wa ukweli! True true true law, ila hyo law of encounter imengusa, yani ukiwa na kibinti ambacho si kidem chako ila unakimendea, ukipita nacho to mitaa unakutana na washkaji kibao duuuu!
     
  15. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    OR perhaps: THE LAW OF ATTENTION.
     
  16. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Zote ni applicable mkuu,umefunika mbaya!!!
     
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