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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rog3rz, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    Jamaa alikaa na chet chake cha ndoa kwa masaa 4
    akikitizama, mara mke akamuona akamuuliza mume
    wangu leo umekumbuka cku yetu ya ndoa? Mume
    akajibu hapana, ila nilikua natafuta EXPIRY DATE LAKINI
    MBONA SIIONI?
     
  2. w

    wakitambo Member

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    Daah! Mbona hata birth certificate hakuna Expiry date!
     
  3. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    bora za mikataba zije bongo mana wanawake wanakeraaaa
     
  4. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    umeonaeeh!!! hYo itasaidia kidogo...
     
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    Hahaha! Na nyie mnajilazimishiaga bana! Akhuu!
     
  6. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    daaaaaaah we acha hzo,,,
     
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    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo keshadatishwa na kahaba mitaani!
     
  8. Rog3rz

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    hahahaaaaaaaaa,labda kweli...ila cna uhakika bhana,,
     
  9. Ndibalema

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    Sometimes mambo yakikutokea puani mbona utatafuta kila alternative!!
     
  10. DEMBA

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    du ndoa ndoana.
     
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    Emiabu Member

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    hata wanaume pia siyo wanawake tu!
     
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