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Hivi nini kitatokea?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi nini kitatokea kama.............,malizia upendavyo.yangu mimi ni;hivi ni nini kitatokea kama mungu akiamua kuziondoa ghafla kuta nne za guest houses pamoja na mapaa yake mchana kweupe peee katikati ya jiji?
     
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    Nini kitatokea kama siku ukilog in JF unakuta majina halisi ya members wote na avata zao ndani ya mabano... Bila kusahau picha zao kwa pembeni!?
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    wengine hawataendana kabisa na usernames na avatar zao.
     
  4. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Kama JK akijiuzulu kwa kusema ameshindwa kuongoza kutokana na uwezo wake mdogo na kuwaachia wengine? watu watashagilia? watashukuru? watashangaa? watamlaumu? watampongeza? watacheka?
     
  5. Vinci

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    hahaha...hii nimeipenda zaidi.
     
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    Utafumwa live!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Wengi wa wafanyakazi watakutwa wakila 'LUNCH'.maana mida hiyo hufahamika kama 'lunch time'
     
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    Ikiwa umewaangalia inzi, wakiisha kujamiiana huruka wakiwa bado wamepandiana, unafikiria nini kitatokea kama ingetokezea hivyo hivyo kwa binadamu?
     
  9. Babu Lao

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    Hii mkuu si mchezo, imekaa vizuri... though inaweza zua matatizo!!!!!
     
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    usichekeshe walionuna!!

    hivi kuna wafanyakazi wanaokula lunch gest???????
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Au kama mating dogs,lazima mtenganishwe after enjoying the red apple.
     
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    Ahahahaaa!! Watu bwana...
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ndivyo ilivyo Suzy, jioni home wamechoooka...
     
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    Kama genitals zitapewa sauti?
     
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    Halafu ya kike iseme inaham mbele ya midume, itakua sooo
     
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    Ingekuwaje dunia bila uislamu..........????
     
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    Duh hapa mwana unakwenda ndipo sipo!!
     
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    Tambwe hizza akiwa Rais, Waziri Mkuu dovutwa
     
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    lunch yaani k
     
  20. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio ni 'k',yaani kuku!
     
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