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Hivi ni kwanini ina kuwa hivyo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Apr 16, 2008.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku.....

    LAW OF QUEUE:
    Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE:
    Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
    Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune

    LAW OF THE ALIBI:
    Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

    BATH THEOREM:
    Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

    LAW OF THE RESULT:
    Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
    Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale ambapo huwezi kujikuna

    THEATRE RULE:
    Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

    LAW OF COFFEE:
    Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.
     
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