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Hivi ndivyo wanavyofundishwa watoto wa siku hizi huko kindergarten!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ipycalypse, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. Ipycalypse

    Ipycalypse JF-Expert Member

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    A for ATM
    B for BLACKBERRY
    C for CPU
    D for DVD
    E for E MAIL
    F for FACEBOOK
    G for GOOGLE
    H for HAMMER
    I for I-PHONE
    J for JAVA
    K for KISS
    L for LAPTOP
    M for MICROSOFT
    N for NOKIA
    O for ONLINE
    P for PLAYSTATION
    Q for QUALITY
    R for RICHMOND
    S for SOFTWARE
    T for TWITTER
    U for UEFA(CHAMPIONS
    LEAGUE)
    V for VAMPIRE
    W for WALLPAPER
    X for XBOX
    Y for YAHOO/YOUTUBE
    Z for ZOMBIES
     
  2. Kertel

    Kertel JF-Expert Member

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    Enzi zile ilikua A for apple
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Ya ofcorz zaman, B ilisimama for, Boy
     
  4. Brine

    Brine JF-Expert Member

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    :eek2:mmhmmh
     
  5. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani hapo kwenye "D" waongeze for Dhaifu
     
  6. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna B bila BB
    Eti hakuna Bread bila BlueBand
    Watoto wa dhaifu nao wanamambo...
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha haaaah
     
  8. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    b ilisimama for ball bwana.
    It was like ths.,
    A for apple
    B for ball
    c for cup
    d for dog/doll
    r for rabbit
    z for zebra#singn
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    A for Azimio la Arusha.
     
  10. Double K

    Double K JF-Expert Member

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    whaw!! this is so challenging, no wonder watoto wa siku hizi wana akili ya maisha. ujue vitu unavyofundishwa unajitahidi hata siku moja uvione sasa vitu kama hivi vitaleta challenge.

    nb: Kwa TZ kuna vitu vingine kuviona kwa shule za uswazi ni ndoto, like H.
     
  11. salito

    salito JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh me sikufundishwa haya ya kizungu jaman,mliosoma vidudu kizungu mlikuwa na uwezo nyie...
    Nilifundishwa haya hapa
    A-inamkia mrefu a a a
    E-inamkia mfupi e e e
    I-ina kofia juu i i i
    O-ipo kama yai o o o
    U-ipo kama kikombe u u u
     
  12. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    a-ndio mwanzo wa kusoma, e-kama mtu kainama, i-kama mtu na kofia, o-kama yai la kuku, u-kama kikombe cha chai!
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    Kwel kuna tofaut st kayumba na wale wa mery mery,nakumbk kweny alfabet pale 2likua 2nasema l, meno, p, q, instead of l, m, n, o, p, q
     
  14. Lambardi

    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

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    And E for EPA
    R for Richmond
    D for Dowans
    S for Symbions
    R for Radar
    T for Tundu
    L for Lisu
     
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    mosagane Senior Member

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    umenikumbusha mbali mkuu,,,sina mbavu!!!!
     
  16. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    J for JF
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    Q for QUALITY
    hii sawa.
     
  18. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hali inavyoenda itajakuwa tu hivyo
     
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