Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

hivi jikoni hausikii maneno mengine zaidi ya jina??!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by stevoh, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. stevoh

    stevoh JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Dec 5, 2011
    Messages: 2,920
    Likes Received: 5
    Trophy Points: 135
    Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi
    huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha
    kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili
    boss asigundue.
    Mara kadhaa boss
    alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa
    wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu alihisi tu Bakari anahusika.

    Ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na
    kumbamba Bakari akichakachua
    wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua
    anamtetea Bakari, ili kumthibitishia
    mkewe kuwa Bakari ndo culprit, boss alianza kwa kumuuliza Bakari
    maswali. Siku hiyo Bakari alikua
    jikoni, boss na mkewe walikua
    sebuleni.

    Boss:Bakariiii!

    Bakari:Naam baba!

    Boss:nani anakunywa wine
    yangu?

    Bakari kimyaaaa hajibu kitu!

    Boss:Bakariiiii!

    Bakari:naam baba!

    Boss:nauliza nani anakunywa wine yangu halafu anajazia majiii!

    Bakari kimyaaaaa!

    Boss akaamua amfuate hukohuko
    jikoni.

    Boss: Kwanini nikikuita unaitikia,
    nikikuuliza unanyamaza?

    Bakari:baba huku jikoni ndo
    kulivyo, unasikia jina tu likiitwa
    lakini maneno mengine husikii, na
    kama huamini baki jikoni mi
    niende
    sebuleni. Bakari akaenda sebuleni akaanza
    kuita.

    Bakari:Babaa!

    Boss: naam Bakari!

    Bakari:Saa sita usiku huwa
    unaenda kufanya nini chumba cha house girl?

    Boss kimyaaaa!

    Bakari:Baba babaa!

    Boss:ndio Bakari!

    Bakari:Nauliza hivii, chumbani kwa
    house girl saa sita za usiku hua wafuata nini?

    Boss kimyaaaaaaa!

    Boss akatoka nje:

    Bakari huku
    jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu zaidi ya
    jina! Dah!
    ..from masanja
     
  2. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Jun 9, 2009
    Messages: 4,581
    Likes Received: 33
    Trophy Points: 145
    Hahahaaaaaaaaa........
     
  3. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Mar 21, 2011
    Messages: 36,152
    Likes Received: 177
    Trophy Points: 145
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
     
  4. Yummy

    Yummy JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Sep 26, 2011
    Messages: 1,801
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 135
    Lol....hii kaliii
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Apr 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,234
    Likes Received: 101
    Trophy Points: 145
    Fabulous...very!!
     
  6. Baba Mtu

    Baba Mtu JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Aug 28, 2008
    Messages: 880
    Likes Received: 18
    Trophy Points: 35
    Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe!!
     
  7. pitbull

    pitbull JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Sep 22, 2011
    Messages: 560
    Likes Received: 71
    Trophy Points: 45
    Marudio
     
Loading...