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Hivi inakuwaje hujawahi kupanda ndege?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by mafiakisiwani, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. mafiakisiwani

    mafiakisiwani JF-Expert Member

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    Mamboz zenu waungwana,natumai hamjambo na mnajiandaa na mishemishe za mitoko ya Ijumaa.
    Binafsi huwa najiuliza: Hivi ni kwanini mtu mpaka anakufa au anakuwa mkubwa wa miaka 69 lakini bado hajawahi kupanda ndege? :A S embarassed:
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Unamaanisha ndege eroplane au bird?
    Mbona wewe hujawahi panda ungo?
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    fafanua ni ndege yupi?
     
  4. Bumpkin Billionare

    Bumpkin Billionare JF-Expert Member

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    Umepanda juzi ukisindikiza maiti basi ndio umefuraaaaahi mpk unawaona wenzio ambao hawakupata nafasi hiyo wajinga
     
  5. Husninyo

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    itakuwa bird. Lol. We umewahi kumpanda simba?
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaha!! Ahsnte kwa kunipa kicheko.
     
  7. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    sioni faida ya kujadili
    Inasaidia nini kupanda au kutokupanda ndege
    Kwani kupanda ndege ndo mafanikio au vipi
    na ukipanda imekusaidia kuongeza nini maishani mwako
    Au usipopanda imekuongezea au kukupunguzia nini mmaishani mwako
     
  8. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...bwaaaahhahahahahah!....nipande ndege ili iweje bana?
     
  9. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Mbu shangaa jamaa hapo anawashangaa waiopanda ndege
    Kwani kupanda ndege ni jambo la kuja kuongelea kwa watu
     
  10. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani, mbona umezianzia safari lager mapema hivyo??! eniwe, furahiday njema!..mi nimepanda ungo, ndege naogopa
     
  11. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Kwetu tunatumia fisi
    Ukiona miguu yangu ni kama kotama
    Kwa ajili ya kujishikiza kwenye fisi asinidondoshe
    Huwa wana speed
    Afu maskio ndo mskano
     
  12. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho mwambie huyu jamaa
    sio ndege tuu na fisi na ungo ndo usafiri
    Ndege nini bana
     
  13. Inkoskaz

    Inkoskaz JF-Expert Member

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    time wasting thread!
     
  14. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    BJ usiaribi sifa maridhawa ya safari lager kwa ajili ya huyu popompo ambaye anafurahia kupanda ndege.
     
  15. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Kipofu kauona mwezi, basi hata akiambiwa tembo mkubwa anauliza 'kama mwezi?'
    Ushamba hauna mwenyeji,kha!
     
  16. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Husninyo, kumpanda as in 'kumpanda" au...? Una makubwa wewe!
     
  17. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekusoma basi atakuwa amepakia Lite za kumwaga huyo..Safari sifa yake madhubuti, haina mpinzani..
     
  18. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Mkwe, ongea inglishi!kupanda na kumpanda simba ni vitu vinne tofauti
     
  19. ndetichia

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    where's like aisee nikugongee mkuu maana umesema ukweli mtupu...:lol:
     
  20. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe lazima ni Mpemba
     
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