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hivi huwa unajisikiaje/ungejisikiaje...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by BAGAH, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    endapo upo na majirani zako...ni vijana wanaishi pamoja,wewe uko single boy/girl
    hawa wandugu huwa wanapeana vichapo vya baba na mama!...
    na katika kamchezo kao huwa wakinogewa wanatoa MIGUNO/ VILIO VYA MAHABA!

    eti wewe wa chumba cha jirani (ambaye unajikuta uko mwenyewe) either unataka kusoma au kulala au kuangalia movie huwa unajisikiaje/utafanya nini?au utajisikiaje kama haijawahi kukutokea...

    mimi mwenzenu fasta huwa naenda zangu MEEDA kwa babu...buku mbili zangu mkononi, nagonga copy.!
     
  2. gozo

    gozo JF-Expert Member

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    mi huwa nachukua simu yangu nawarekodi afu naweka kama ringtone..
     
  3. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    mimi huwa napunguza sauti ili nisikie vizuri. Mia
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Haahaaaaa
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    figganigga utajitesa mia
     
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  6. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Imeshanitokea twicely , mara moja nikiwa kwa chumba changu, nikiishi kama tenant jamaa wa room jirani alikua akinitesa si kawaida.
    Alikua akirudi mida late hrs, then anakuja na demu afu wameutwika! Wakianza kukulana ni vilio mwanzo-mwisho.
    Aidha mara nyingine ilinitokea nilienda Tarime ktk mishemishe za kusamamba mkate wa siku, nikalala guest eebwanae room jirani ikawa hapatoshi .

    Kilichoniacha hoi ni asubuhi palipokucha nikiwa mapokezi na hao jirani zangu nao ndo wakawa wanatoka room , nikawa nna usongo nimuone vizuri yule demu kwani alikua na vishindo na mineno ya mizuka si polepole !
    Demu mwenyewe alikua kwanza mzee ! Umri ushakwenda arijojo hasa! Takriban nilimtathmini hapungui 50 yrs as such !
    Then alikua na msura m'bovu vya kutosha, mipengo meno ya sebule juu na chini hana! Afu she was too black! Mijicho mekundu !
    Aaaghrr !
    Tembea uyaone.
     
  7. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Me huweka earphone ya simu nakula mziki naendelea kuchat kwenye laptop yangu ama najisomea novel.
     
  8. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    duh kaka inaelekea wewe ni mhanga wa hii kitu...

    hivi wanaoliaga ni wadada tu eeh?..
     
  9. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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  10. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    Nafungua muziki mkuuuubwa
     
  11. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    :biggrin1::biggrin1: umenipa wazo zuri sana :biggrin1:
     
  12. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah umenikumbusha mkuu...nilipokua chuoni hiyo makitu ilikua inahappen sana, ukiona yanakushinda siku mate akiwa na game unadozi mapema au unajipiga exile
     
  13. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Ungempigia wa ubani wako nae akupagawishe kwa bluetooth upige mayoweeee hadi wakakuitie mlinzi.
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mimi huwa naenda kulala gesti ya hapa jirani kuna chumba special kwa ajili yangu ikitokea kesi kama hiyo.
     
  15. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    ivi unaweza kulala kweli mbele ya ile milio?...labda exile...
     
  16. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    hainogi bana...!mtazidiwa nguvu na ile mechi ya live.
     
  17. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ha ha ha haaah!! Labda huwa anapiga punyeto kujiliwaza.
     
  18. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    kaka kidogo unaukaribia ukweli wa wengi humu...japo wote wanasema tu inakera...
     
  19. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahaaah!! kweli kabisa wengi huwa wanakimbilia kwenye punyeto japo hawataki kusema ukweli.
     
  20. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Mi huwa naenda kupiga chabo!! ....
     
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