Hili swali nimepewa LEO!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Kigarama, Feb 3, 2012.

1. KigaramaJF-Expert Member

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Kuna mtu kanitumia hili swali kwenye Simu yangu!!?

Nguo inauzwa Shilingi 10,000 lakini wewe huna pesa, Unaamua kwenda Kukopa kwa dada yako Shilingi 5,000 na ukakopa tena shilingi 5,000 kwa kaka yako na ukafanikiwa kuzipata shilingi 10,000 zinazohitajiwa kununulia Nguo. Dukani ukaomba upunguziwe bei ya nguo muuzaji akakubali kukuuzia kwa shilingi 9,700 na akakurudishia shilingi 300 kama chenji yako. Uliporudi nyumbani ukaamua kupunguza deni unalodaiwa na ndugu zako.

Ukatoa shilingi 100 ukampa dada yako na shilingi 100 ukampa kaka yako na wewe ukabakia na shilingi 100 kutoka katika ile chenji ya shilingi 300 uliyorudishiwa. Hivyo ukawa deni unalodaiwa na Kaka yako zimebaki shilingi 4,900 na deni la Dada yako pia shilingi 4,900. Ukijumlisha deni lililobaki la kaka yako na lile la dada yako 4,900+4,900 unapata shilingi 9,800 ukijumlisha na ile 100 uliyobakiwa nayo baada ya kuwalipa deni lao inakuwa 9,900. Jee 100 imekwenda wapi?

2. chapaaJF-Expert Member

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Sikujua kama unaweza kuleta chekechea staili humu ndani!

3. MphamvuJF-Expert Member

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Kigarama nakuheshimu ujue?

4. nitonyeJF-Expert Member

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Tatizo ulikimbia umande

5. King Kong IIIJF-Expert Member

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Mtu unadaiwa hela kwanin usirudishe 150 kwa wote hao wawili? Huyo hata bodi atakua anadaiwa tu mkono

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hili toka 2008 linulizwa kwenye hii mitandao ya kijamii hadi nilishalichoka...

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8. MphamvuJF-Expert Member

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sawa.
Ila kwa taarifa yako jina langu huwa linaandikwa hivi,
Mphamvu Letsholonyane (B. Sc)...
Umenipata mrembo?

9. trachomatisJF-Expert Member

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Pengine jibu halikupatikana...
Au lilipatikana..?

10. Graph TheoryJF-Expert Member

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Kwa hiyo ulipoulizwa nawe ukaamua uje uulize humu JF then ndio umjibu aliyekuuliza?

11. Erickb52JF-Expert Member

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Nawaombeni calculator

12. AchahasiraJF-Expert Member

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kwani lazima kujibu?

13. +255JF-Expert Member

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Itakuwa chumaulete ameichukua hy sh.100

14. KigaramaJF-Expert Member

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Najua unaniheshimu mzee. Lakini huku si ndiyo tunapopunguzia hasira zetu za kule kwenye kuulizana nchi yetu inakwenda wapi? Kwani wewe hujui kwamba hata Stephen Wasira naye huwa anapenda kucheka?

Jana ilikuwa ni Birthday day yangu ndiyo mwanangu akanipa lile swali kama zawadi yangu ya kuzaliwa!!

15. KataviPlatinum Member

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Ya nini wakati hilo swali halihitaji calculator?

16. MphamvuJF-Expert Member

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umeongea hoja ya msingi sana Kiggy.
Unajua tangu nistaafu kwa muda lile jukwaa la siasa, nimegundua kuwa uzito umeongezeka, jana nimepima uzito mzani wa Magomeni hospitali nikakuta nina 74.9Kg, ukitoa uzito wa viatu, simu, kitambulisho, funguo ya gari na sarafu za mfukoni unakuta nina kitu kama 74Kg hivi.
Very healthy indeed, ukizingatia mimi si mnene sana na nina 184Cm za urefu.
Pia ban zimepungua, unakuta mnajadili ufisadi wa mkuu wa kaya na athari zake kwa uchumi wa inji, anakuja mtu anakuambia kuwa hata Dr. (Ph.D) alifisadi mke wa mtu,
dah, basi kiroho safi unampa stahiki yake then unakula ban ya miezi kadhaa.
Anyways, welcome to stress free zone mkuu.
Nitaku-PM baadae kwa details za viumbe wanaorun hii zone, ina uhusiano na MMU, remember?

17. KigaramaJF-Expert Member

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Nashukuru kwa kunielewa ndugu yangu. Kule kila mtu hata yule ambaye hajui kitu kabisa anataka kuendesha watu, na kuna wengine ni werevu lakini ni mabingwa wa upotoshaji. Wakati mwingine huwa nahofia isije ikaja siku nikakutwa sofani nimeshakufa zaamaani kisa "jukwaa la siasa". Kuna watu wao wakiona watu wa dini 'zao" wameguswa basi wanaripuka!!

Najua kuna "Play master na Play maker" wa huku lakini nimejigeuza kambale wakitaka kunishika nateleza zangu!!

18. MphamvuJF-Expert Member

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Mimi kafiri nimezungukwa misikiti mitatu hapa, and life goes on, tunashirikiana nao kwa kila kitu (sometimez nguruwe).
Jukwaa la siasa verry stressful... Unatakiwa ukitoka huko upitie MK, au Jokes kusuuza mapovu ya jazba,
lol.

19. KigaramaJF-Expert Member

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