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hiki ndo kilichotokea baada ya kukatika kwa umeme

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by kidotulotokordwak II, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. k

    kidotulotokordwak II Member

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    Few hours after electricity went off
    A man dies and goes to hell.
    There he finds that there is a
    different hell for each country
    and decides
    he'll pick the least painful to
    spend his eternity.
    He goes to Germany hell & asks,
    "what do they do here?" He is
    told "first they put you in an
    electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for
    another hour. Then the German
    devil comes in and whips youfor
    the rest of the day".
    The man does not like the sound
    of that at all so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as
    well as the Russian hell and
    many more.
    He discovers that they are all
    similar to the German hell. Then
    he comes to the Nigerian hell
    and finds that there is a longline
    of people waiting to get in ...
    Amazed, he asks, "What do they
    do here?"
    He is told "first they put you in
    an electric chair for an hour, then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for
    another hour. The Nigerian devil
    comes in & whips you for the
    rest of the day."
    "But that is exactly the same as
    all the other hells. Why are
    there so many
    people waiting to get in?" asks
    the man.
    "Because there is never any
    electricity so the electric chair
    does not work. The nails were
    paid for but never supplied, so
    the bed is comfortable to sleep
    on. And the Nigerian devil used
    to be a civil servant, so he comes
    in, signs his time sheet and goes
    back home for private business."
     
  2. k

    kidotulotokordwak II Member

    #2
    Sep 23, 2012
    Joined: Sep 17, 2012
    Messages: 27
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    Few hours after electricity went off
    A man dies and goes to hell.
    There he finds that there is a
    different hell for each country
    and decides
    he'll pick the least painful to
    spend his eternity.
    He goes to Germany hell & asks,
    "what do they do here?" He is
    told "first they put you in an
    electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for
    another hour. Then the German
    devil comes in and whips youfor
    the rest of the day".
    The man does not like the sound
    of that at all so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as
    well as the Russian hell and
    many more.
    He discovers that they are all
    similar to the German hell. Then
    he comes to the tanzanian hell
    and finds that there is a longline
    of people waiting to get in ...
    Amazed, he asks, "What do they
    do here?"
    He is told "first they put you in
    an electric chair for an hour, then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for
    another hour. The tanzanian devil
    comes in & whips you for the
    rest of the day."
    "But that is exactly the same as
    all the other hells. Why are
    there so many
    people waiting to get in?" asks
    the man.
    "Because there is never any
    electricity so the electric chair
    does not work. The nails were
    paid for but never supplied, so
    the bed is comfortable to sleep
    on. And the tanzanian devil used
    to be a civil servant, so he comes
    in, signs his time sheet and goes
    back home for private business."
     
  3. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Sep 23, 2012
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    We ID yako siielewi!
     
  4. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Haya majina mengine dharula! huyu jamaa hawatendei haki wenye kigugumizi! jina gumu kama dawa ya ukimwi!
     
  5. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona ee?
     
  6. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe! KARIA leo ndio nashtuka why jina likapunguzwa kuwa A.R.V.hata sijui maana yake!
     
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  7. Philipo Kidwanga

    Philipo Kidwanga Verified User

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    labda anaogopa kulogwa watu wasilichukue kulipeleka kwa mganga kumfanyizia.
     
  8. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    jina refu kama mabehewa ya treni...
     
  9. S

    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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    Mgiriki huyo.
     
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