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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lisa Rina, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. Lisa Rina

    Lisa Rina JF-Expert Member

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    Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

    Johnny’s answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."

    So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

    The following morning Johnny comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

    But the day after that Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

    "My goodness Johnny, why the black eye again?"

    He tells her, "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?'... and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving, you know, at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"... Then my father asks my mother, 'Are you coming?' Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm also coming ! !
     
  2. Gobegobe

    Gobegobe JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaa kweli hii inawezafunga mwaka
     
  3. Lisa Rina

    Lisa Rina JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eh?hahahahaaaa!
     
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