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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Salaam wana JF
    Wakati nasoma Sua, ue ya kumaliza semister ya pili, nipo kwenye pepa, bado kama maswali mawili. Msimamizi akatangaza kuwa bado ten minutes. Mtu mzima nika "piz" (kitu kikasimama antention). Nilipata raha, hata kuendelea na mtihani sikuwe tena.
    Imeshawahi kukutokea?
    Unafikiri ni kwanin?
    Nawakilisha kwenu.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu inaelekea mawazo yako halikua nje ya mtihani maana ukiwa kwenye pressure ka hiyo kusimama ni ishu
     
  3. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    nilishangaa sana. Hadi leo najiuliza chanzo ni nini?
     
  4. AshaDii

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    Ngoja tu nijifanye key words sijaelewa... Khaaa!
     
  5. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    kwanin?
     
  6. X-not

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    Napita tu!
    Natumai wote wazima!
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Nyumba inauzwa Tandale uzuri
     
  8. mooduke

    mooduke JF-Expert Member

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    Nilishawahi kutokewa na hii kitu nikiwa form 4 pale kinondoni Muslim niko kwenye paper ya Physics sikuamini macho yangu nikafikiri hii ni kwangu tu kumbe wengi isha watokea



     
  9. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    unahis tatizo ni nin?
     
  10. Maria Roza

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    Mlikuwa hamja t o m ba muda mrefu :peace:
     
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    Parachichi JF-Expert Member

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    nadhan tatizo linakua n stress!unajua mambo ya kupiga bao yanachangiwa na ubongo!sasa ukipata mshtuko network inapotea unajikuta umepiga bao!vijana mkiingia kwenye pepa ngumu inabd uwe na jeans!unaweza kuumbuka hv hv
     
  12. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    jana yake tu nilikuwa nimetoka kununua mzgo.
     
  13. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kwel!
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmmmh!! Umepotea sana bibie...
     
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    Nikiwa boys school ishatokea wengi,mnatoka kwenye exam raia suruali zina madoadoa!!
     
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    G. Activist JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana umenikumbusha mbali, hakika hii situation ishawahi kunitokea nikiwa 4m6 nafanya practical ya physics!!!! Ilikuwa moja haikai mbili haikai mda ukawa unasonga vibaya, nlipoambiwa ziebaki dakika 20 cna uhakika wa swali hata 1, mzee mzima nikaejaculate hapohapo, ila ckumbuki kama mzee alisimama!!!
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    umeshafikiri chanzo ni nini?
     
  18. Maria Roza

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    Nilikuwa likizo mwaya
     
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    hbu nitarudi...............
     
  20. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    ukirud jarbu kutoa jibu sahihi ndgu.
     
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