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Hii ni zaidi ya tupo wangapi :-

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bouncer, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Bouncer

    Bouncer JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 11, 2012
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    Jamaa alikuwa ulaya akamtumia mama yake email:
    "Mama nina UKIMWI"
    Mama yake akajibu:
    Usirudi kabisa kijijini mwanangu maana :-
    Ukirudi wewe utamuambukiza mkeo,
    Mkeo atamuambukiza kaka yako,
    Kaka yako atamuambukiza hausigeli,
    Hausigeli atamuambukiza baba yako,
    Baba yako atamuambukiza dada yangu,
    Dada yangu atamuambukiza mume wake,
    Mume wake ataniambukiza mimi,
    Mimi nitamuambukiza dereva wetu,
    Dereva atamuambukiza dada yako,na dadako km unavyomjua atambukiza kjj kizima!je mko wangapi? vunja mtandao
     
  2. Donn

    Donn JF-Expert Member

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    Duh...!!!! Huu mtandao noma
     
  3. Bouncer

    Bouncer JF-Expert Member

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    kama utani vilee.. lakini ndo ukweli wenyewe..
     
  4. Mapondela

    Mapondela JF-Expert Member

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    Na kijiji kitaambukiza madereva wote wanaopita kijijini
     
  5. K

    Kikolo New Member

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    Hii kweli kali
     
  6. M

    Mtoto wa PWANI Member

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    Daaaaah!!!!! kwa style hiyooo tumekwisha!
     
  7. G

    GADO Member

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    Duu hii kali tulizana
     
  8. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Hii haistaili kuulizwa tupo wangapi bali tupo woooooooote.
     
  9. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    Hiyo si mtandao tena! itakuwa kama miwaya ya ttcl
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Mh kaz ipo, 2funge na kuomba
     
  11. AKILImuchknow

    AKILImuchknow JF-Expert Member

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    Huo uongo kwanza mjanja haogopi kufa na ukimwi.
     
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    markdendesi Member

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    kwa kasi hii hasalii mtu
     
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    lito saint Member

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    khaah!
     
  14. Pelham 1

    Pelham 1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nomaaaaa....
    Nakaa chonjo mapemaaa...
     
  15. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!...
     
  16. c

    chambilecho Member

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    naomba nauli nirudi kwetu, hapa hapati kitu, kanoa.
     
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