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hii ni kwa ajili yako excellent uuanze mwaka mpya na cheko

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AMINATA 9, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    Mke alipoona mme wake ameenda safari ya mbali akaamua atoke nje ya ndoa ili atulize hamu yake,akaamua kumleta mwanaume wake nyumbani,Siku moja usiku mme akarudi kutoka safarini na alipofika kwake akaanza kupanda ngazi kuelekea gorofa la pili ilipo chumba chake yeye na mkewe,akakuta kuna giza nene na hakuna umeme huku sauti nzito ikisema,''Bby shake ur body,ur so sweet'' mme akajua kwa vyovyote anaibiwa,Akagonga mlango kwa hasira na mke alipofungua akashtuka sana kuona ni mmewe,mjadala ukaanza hivi.

    Mme:we mwanamke washa taa.
    mke;Taa zimeungua na mshumaa umeisha.
    Mme:nimesikia sauti nzito nani yupo ndani.
    Mke:unajua mme wangu we unasafari ya mara kwa mara hivyo nimeamua kununua robot ili niwe natuliza hamu yangu,yule ni robot,sijapenda
    nikusaliti wala sikupenda nitembee na jirani.
    Mme:Okey nakuamini,Mwenzako nina hamu sana naomba twende kitandani unipe mambo.
    Mke:Oh darling jana ilikuwa siku zangu kwahiyo hatuwezi tukafanya mapenzi labda nikuandalie maji ya kuoga,ukimaliza kuoga halafu ule.
    Mme:basi poa,ila leo nilivyo na hamu nadhani huyo robot nitamla tigo.
    Mke:teh teh poa,ngoja nikupelekee maji bafuni.
    Wakati mke ameenda kuandaa bafu,mme akaaenda kumwingilia robot kwa nyuma.,jamaa aliyejifanya robot akaanza kusema,''SYTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!SYTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!......Mme akasema kwa sauti"Kudadeki kama siwezi nikumege tigo lazima nikutupe
    nje kupitia dirishani,Jamaa alipoona kushushwa kutoka gorofa la pili ni ishu naye akajibu ''SOFTWARE UPDATED!,SOFTWARE UPDATED!
    YOU MAY TRY THE HOLE!YO MAY TRY THE HOLE!AGAIN I REPEAT TRY THE HOLE.
     
  2. Babuu blessed

    Babuu blessed JF-Expert Member

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    Anza upya syntax error kibao
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    haha haha haha hahaha haha haha hahaha haha chezea kifo weye duuuh!!mshkaj kang'atwa kisogo bila ubish
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ww unayejua kiswahili sana rekebisha basi mana mm nilikimbia huko miaka mingi mnoooooooo hata ivo nimejitahidi mnooo kukumbuka................kama nimekuboa pole ila sio watz wote twajua io syntax
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    dah, mecheka sn km mwehu vile, halafu hii nahisi ni origin tungo from u Ammy. U made my day. Teh teh teh.......
    Thnk u
     
  6. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha,mi mgumu kucheka, ila leo nimecheka.
     
  7. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kuwa hii ni kwa ajili ya Excellent, wacha nisave, na hata hivyo laptop yangu yaniambia 'Wait! Important updates being installed!
     
  8. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    emmy umetisha
     
  9. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
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    hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
     
  10. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  11. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    thanx wangu
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ur welcome any time mpz
     
  13. s

    shee leo Senior Member

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    Sijawahi kucheka kama leo mpaka tumbo linauma.
     
  14. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ur welcome mana jamaa kaona kuliko afe bora azibuliwe yaishe
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha
    Aminata 9 thanks much dear,ninavyocheka sijui nitalalaje huku,ningekugongea double like tatizo hapa natumia phone,jiandae nitakuletea nondo za kweli.
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    nakuaminia am waiting 4u bby
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ok bby usijali
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha alisema again kwa msisitizo da! Umetisha..nimecheka bila kujari uwepo wa wengine..teh teh.
     
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    kitalolo JF-Expert Member

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    may i try the hole
     
  20. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! Hilo Robot la ukweli balaa!!! Hahahhaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa
     
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