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Hii ni kali kuliko zote humu, jf jokes…

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]MASAWE (wa utani) alitaka amgonge (si gari) MANKA (wa utani) ki1 cha fasta fasta ofisini kwao kisha ampatie hela elfu10.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]MANKA akagoma![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]MASAWE: Nitafanya fasta darling, nitaweka HELA sakafuni wewe ukiinama tu kuokota, mi ntakuwa nimemaliza.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]MANKA akaomba ushauri kwa Boyfriend wake Mr. CHUWA (wa utani). [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]CHUWA: USIACHE HELA Manka!? Mwambie atoe elfu50 kisha okota fasta kabla hajavua eeh mae. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Chuwa akasubiri dakika 45 KIMYA. Akaamua kumpigia MANKA. MANKA akajibu ndio kwanza nimekota nusu kwani MASAWE kaweka CHENJI CHENJI…. (zilikuwa sarafu za hamsini hamsini tu)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]THE END…
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    :hurt::lalala:[FONT=&quot]
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  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nzuri ila si kali kuliko zote humuJF jokes!
     
  3. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    ilishakuwepo humu jf
     
  4. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ukali kama mgawo wa umeme
     
  5. Going Concern

    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    marudio,
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    hii ilishakuwepo humu, haina ukali wowote!
     
  7. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    niliitupia kwa kimombo kitambo...
     
  8. COURTESY

    COURTESY JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi kwi this shi.t is very funny
     
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