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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft
    Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio,
    Tanzanian living in USA .

    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
    know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room. Urio says to himself,
    'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay I'll give it a try.

    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than
    100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Urio says to himself ' I never
    managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen
    to me?' So he stays.

    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.
    500 people left the room.Urio says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what
    have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Russian to leave. 498
    people left the room. Urio says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Russian
    but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and
    finds himself with one other candidate.

    Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
    only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am
    looking for and speak Russian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
    together in that language.' and Calmly,

    Urio turns to the other candidate and says `shimbony shafo bana!'

    The other answers 'sicha kabsa mleu mbonyi saa kasi wana wai wecha kabsi nkwi
    ukeri si ku si mleu

    Urio, "nikunu ma mtoni ngikeri fo ngisengeta eleri mndu chu aicha wachaka nyi fo
    ruwa"

    The other candidate answers"lasma atumanye wachaka tukeri kila handu"

    Bill Gates hired them immediately thinking that they were speaking Russian
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha hahaha ahh ha ha haha hahah aha ha a ha ha ha U make my day.
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    haaaahaaaaaaaaha..chaga noma bwana
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    soo funny...teh teh teh
     
  5. jipitishe

    jipitishe Member

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    funny funny funny.................
     
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    maimbi Member

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    ha ha ha ha tehe tehe so nice jf iko poa sana
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hebu tupe tafsiri ya walichokiongea basi ili na sisi tucheke!!
     
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    STABLE GIRL Member

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    duh! hii kali
     
  9. mtoto wa mfugaj

    mtoto wa mfugaj Senior Member

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    duuuuu,wachaga ni nouma
     
  10. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Tena hiki ni kile chenyewe kabisaaa cha kule hom' Rombo.
     
  11. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,Yeleuwiiiii,roko Mangi,,hahahahahaha,,,CHAGAS BANA NI BALAAA
     
  12. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    dah! kwahiyo walikuwa 2 urio's
    ebwanaeeee
     
  13. la Jeneral

    la Jeneral JF-Expert Member

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    yesuuu na maria,wachaga tupo hatupo nyuma kapbsaaaaa
     
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