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Hii ndio njia nzuri ya kukomesha dereva tax.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Apollo, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    The man comes
    back and goes to the
    casino. He wins money.
    As he exits the casino, he sees a
    long line of Taxi drivers.. and at
    the end is his enemy from two
    years ago.
    Seeing this, the man decides to
    get his revenge. He goes up to
    the first Taxi and says: "hey will
    you give me a blowjob?" the taxi
    driver says: "no you freak, get
    out of my car!"
    The man then goes on to the
    next car and says: "hey will you
    give me a blowjob?" the taxi
    driver says: "no you maniac, get
    out of my car!" The man
    continues to do this all down the
    line until he reaches the last taxi,
    and sees his enemy.
    The man asks: "how much for a
    ride to the airport?" Not
    reconising him the driver replies:
    "$5" "Okay." says the man and he
    gets in. Then as he passes the
    line of other taxis, he sticks his
    hands out the window and gives
    them all a big thumbs up.
    NB.(i hope u got that)
     
  2. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee.! Sijui huyo tax driver akirudi atawaeleza nn wenzake wamuelewe?
     
  3. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    heheheee. Hongera kwa kuielewa. Najua ni wachache walioielewa hiyo story. Thanx. :)
     
  4. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Mackn, pole driver. Hapo wenzake watajua anaenda ku..............tu!
     
  5. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    aisee! umenikumbusha reality series moja inaitwa 'the real hustler'. that was a nice revenge smart sonofagun!
     
  6. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Ooow! Kampatia kweli..akirudi analo kwa wenzie!
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!thats apollo tax driver!when he kam back there'll b no parking space left 4 hm.
     
  8. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    heheheeee! No The Priest!
     
  9. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh..................sio iishu kwani ukweli si anaujua mwenyewe,kwani kweli ameniniliu
     
  10. serio

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    naskia zanzibar kuna tajiri mmoja anafanyaga mambo hayo
     
  11. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    duh, hiyo kali!
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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  13. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Kibongobongo mshkaj akirudi habari zake zimetapakaa mpk chooni.
     
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    LUSIKE Member

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    Duh! Hii noma, cjui unaanzaje kuwaelewesha watu mpaka waelewe
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    ohh so bad
     
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