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Hii ndio Air Tanzania-Safiri kwa raha zote

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Regia Mtema, May 19, 2010.

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  1. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA. On behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737.

    We apologize for the six-hour delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some bad traffic from Ilala to the Airport, Dala Dala's are all full in the morning hours and traffic not moving.

    This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

    Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly with us!

    It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination

    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

    To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary KONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get GONGO if you promise not to drink more than half a bottle.

    For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

    We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of BANG Magazines and 12 copies of KIU to supplement the movie.

    There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including myself

    In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself on the overhead lockers."

    "Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and probably the last time."


    KARIBU
     
  2. Lizzy

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    :smile-big::smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:
    Now, lets make this a memorable flight!:painkiller:
     
  3. Bavuvi

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    Tu***fu. Why kejeli the wananchi's property.
     
  4. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Mkuu umepanda air Tz wewe,kuna mengine ya humu ni utani lakini mengine ni ya ukweli kabisa...Kuahirisha safri ni kwaida yao,kuchelewa kuondoka ni kawaida yao,huduma mbovu ni ukweli...sasa kejeli iko wapi Mheshimiwa sana?
     
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    Watu wengine bwana!!Why do you have to take everything so damn serious???:angry:
     
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    Cynic JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imekaa kama utani lakini niliwahi kushuhudia zamani Ethiopian Airlines abiria wamekosa viti, na badala yake wamekalishwa chini, tena flight kutoka London.
     
  7. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    haha haha asente duh
     
  8. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    WASIOPENDA VYA KWAO UTAWAJUA TU....!
    Haya sasa yamwagie sifa mashirika uliyokuwa unayakusudia...........HOME IS HOME HATA KAMA NYUMBA YA NYASI..........!
     
  9. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Napenda sana vya kwetu ndio maana navipromote,sasa kama vinafanya vibaya tusiseme?ATC my dia inaboa
    sana ilipaswa kuwa ndio shirika linaloongoza kwa kutoa huduma bora kwa kuwa they have everything..Bali imekuwa nui kinyume chake,ni shirika la mwisho kwa kutoa huduma bora kwa wateja..LOL..Unafikri kuependa ni kusifia tu,pole w
    pole wee,kumbe ni pamoja na kukosoa pia..
     
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