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Hii nayo kali

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SG8, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. SG8

    SG8 JF-Expert Member

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    M/kiti wa mtaa (Mkurya) akitoa hotuba msibani: M/kiti: Ndugu sangu tumekusanyika haba maarum kwa chambo mocha , msee Marwa a.m.e.f.i.r.w.a na kichana wake wa kiume yure mukubwa! Chambo la k.u.f.i.r.w.a ndugu sangu si la mcheso! Reo k.a.f.i.r.w.a msee Marwa kesho n.i.t.a.f.i.r.w.a mimi, keshokutwa u.t.a.f.i.r.w.a wewe,kira mtu lazima a.f.i.r.w.e!
     
  2. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Inaonesha mtaa huo wote watafiliwa. Ninawapa pole.
     
  3. kibhopile

    kibhopile JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha hii kare,,,
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    MMMMMM:tape::tape::tape::tape:
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! hii kali kinoma
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu huu mtaa uko Lamu nini ? nimecheka sana usiku huu nikaogopa watu waamke.
     
  7. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    M/kiti wa mtaa (Mkurya) akitoa hotuba msibani: M/kiti: Ndugu sangu tumekusanyika haba maarum kwa chambo mocha , msee Marwa a.m.e.f.i.r.w.a na kichana wake wa kiume yure mukubwa! Chambo la k.u.f.i.r.w.a ndugu sangu si la mcheso! Reo k.a.f.i.r.w.a msee Marwa kesho n.i.t.a.f.i.r.w.a mimi, keshokutwa u.t.a.f.i.r.w.a wewe,kira mtu lazima a.f.i.r.w.e!

    Dah,hawa wakury bana!
     
  8. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmhhhhh naogopa nchi inaweza ikose maaskari kama wataamua kuandamana kupinga hili
     
  9. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    jamani, upo shosti? Pearl alifiwa na babake, je ulisikia?
     
  11. msadapadasi

    msadapadasi JF-Expert Member

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    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt???????? hapo ujanja ni kuvaa under nanihiii nyingi as possible huyo anaye wafi** wenzake atashindwa tu..
     
  12. M

    Madodi Senior Member

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    mmmhh!! Hyo kali
     
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    Yalaaaaaaaaa! Cna mbavu hata moja!.
     
  14. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    :shut-mouth::shut-mouth::shut-mouth:kina mura mupo?
     
  15. Kyalow

    Kyalow JF-Expert Member

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    mkurya kaenda kwa mama ntilie anataka uji wa moto...arrooo mama nataka u.c.h.i. wa motoooo
     
  16. mfukunyunzi

    mfukunyunzi Senior Member

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    Uchi(uji) wa mama rhoby ni mtamu, mie nakuambia uchi(uji) we apo unabikiria(unafikiria) nini?
     
  17. Globu

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    Big up mkuu. Safi sana.
     
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