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Hii kitu hapa chini haina urafiki?!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kanyafu Nkanwa, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. K

    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    Adam alimua kusafiri kwenda Mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuri. Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa asiporudi baada ya miaka minne amfungulie mkewe ili aishi maisha ya kawaida. Adam alianza safari yake. Muda si mrefu kabla hajafika mbali akamwona rafiki yake kipenzi anamkimbilia. Akasimama kumsubiri kujua kulikoni. Akauliza: Vipi rafiki yangu? Rafiki akajibu; umenipa ufunguo ambao si wenyewe.
     
  2. StaffordKibona

    StaffordKibona JF-Expert Member

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    Kanyafu umeanza na vitu namna hii???
     
  3. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Hats off Kanyafu; safi sana!
     
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    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    Niko mdogo mdogo ndugu yangu. Ila nitafika tu
     
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    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    Niko mdogo mdogo ndugu. Nitafika tu!
     
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    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    Niko mdogo mdogo ndugu. Nitafika tu!
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    safi sna kaka. ila mi naomba niliite jina lako kwa kifupi. KANYA.
     
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    Jikombe Senior Member

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    Safi sana.ina reflect limitation ya uaminifu. dont trust any body 100%.
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Do not trust anybody, even your best friend.....hata mkeo au mumeo ila MUNGU tu
     
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    Pengo JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli Kanya kanya we kiboku!
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kabisa, yeye tu ndio mwaminifu.
    i like it Kanya.
     
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    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    ina maana we lady hata rafiki yako wa karibu huwezi mwachia mmeo kwa kujiamini kuwa hawawezi fanya lolote!? I mean kwa mfano unasafiri, huwezi mwambia rafikio wa karibu wa kike awe anakuja mara moja moja angalau kusafisha chumba chako na mmeo na vya watoto?!
     
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    mageuzi1992 JF-Expert Member

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    Kanya umekuja kwa kasi kanya!
     
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    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Kha! Sasa huyo rafiki kipenzi alikuwa anatafuta nini?
     
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    Audax JF-Expert Member

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    yaani jamaa hajafika hata mbali jamaa kaishajua kuwa funguo cyo yenyewe-mama weeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    hadithi haijasiha halafu yule bwana alifanyayee. hakujinyonga kweli kwa kamba ya big G. tehe tehe.
     
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    Ndachuwa JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo rafiki atakuwa siyo Mchaga maana wachaga wako kibiashara zaidi na si kujaribisha fungua za kofuli za mabibi
     
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    Kanyafu Nkanwa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Wachaga wa siku hizi unawajua kweli wewe! Ni hatarias kabisa hapo chini...
     
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    marianakir New Member

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    ahhh wee acha hayo. pesa ni muhimu. bila pesa mfukoni hiyo kitu inakenda likizo kabisa
     
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    marianakir New Member

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    Ahhh wee acha hayo. pesa ni muhimu. bila pesa mfukoni hiyo kitu ya pale chini inakwenda likizo kabisa !
     
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