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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mlachake, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    A Kenyan guy goes into a bar in Boston, Massachusetts. Maria, the Kenyan
    barmaid, takes his order and notices his Kenyan accent.

    Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night
    he asks her if she wants to have sex with him. Although she is attracted to
    him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed.

    Maria is trying to pay her way through graduate school by working many hours
    at the restaurant and because she is short of funds she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again, and after showing her plenty of
    attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
    $200.

    She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night
    before - so she agrees.

    This goes on for 5 nights, with him paying her $200 every morning.On the
    sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and
    just goes and sits in the corner.Maria is disappointed and thinks that maybe
    she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She
    asks him where he's from.
    'Nairobi' he replies.'So am I' she says.'What suburb in Nairobi?'
    'Mugoya Estate' he says.
    'That's amazing' she says, 'so am I - what phase?'
    'Phase 2' he says. 'This is unbelievable' she says,'what number?'He says
    'Number 1020' and she is astonished.
    'You are not going to believe this' she says, 'I'm from number 1022 and my
    parents still live there!'
    'I know' he says 'your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!'
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    You wrote this once, anyway still interesting
     
  3. JamboJema

    JamboJema JF-Expert Member

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    Very commendable way of running errands
     
  4. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Baba yake Maria ndo wakulaumiwa ni kwa nini akutafuta ustarabu mzuri wa kumtumia hela binti yake mpaka aitumie njemba na bila ajizi jamaa kajilia vyake kiulaini. Anyway story nzuri na inatoa picha halisi ya maisha hususani kwa dada zetu waliokimbilia nje kusoma.
     
  5. Meritta

    Meritta JF-Expert Member

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    kwel noma
     
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