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Hii imetokea juzi huko Segerea

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by cyberspace, Oct 7, 2011.

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    cyberspace JF-Expert Member

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    Askari polisi wawili cpl James na Bahati wa kituo cha Stakishari walikutana na jamaa mmoja amebeba jeneza, wakajua hii ni deal huyu jamaa anapeleka wapi jeneza hili kukuu itakua ameiba hivyo lazima wamtoe kitu kidogo la sivyo lazima wamtie korokoroni.

    Askari hao walimsimamisha jamaa ambapo aliitika wito na kusimama kama kawaida ya polisi walianza makeke ya kumtisha jamaa kwa maswali lukuki.

    Jamaa hakuonekana kutishika akawaeleza hili jeneza la sanduku mnaloliona ni la kwangu, ndugu zangu wamenizika sehemu ambayo sikuipenda sasa naenda kujizika sehemu ambayo ni nzuri, basi naombeni twende mnisaidie kunizika.

    Wakati wanashangaa wanashindwa cha kujibu yule jamaa akatoweka machoni mwao. Walitaharuki na kuanza kukimbia mpaka Cpl. Bahati akavunjika mguu sasa amelazwa muhimbili.
     
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    mkalagale Member

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    ndo wakome maana wanapenda sana takrima
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    story ya kitoto
     
  4. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh mwana kweli yakitoto lakini inatakiwa umpe moyo mwenzio hata kwa kulike tu.
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    sawa sawa wamezidi kupenda rushwa.
     
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    bora umeamua kumalizia wiki yako kimtindo huo..
     
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    Kweli askari wanapenda rushwa, ni ugonjwa kwao. Iko siku watapoka rushwa toka kwa Shetani mwenyewe! Watakiona kiama!
     
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    Thanks
     
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    Konya JF-Expert Member

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    Si angewatoa tu na chochote maanake hawa jamaa bila mlungula maisha hayaendi,au ni moja kati ya mafunzo wanayopata wakiwa depo?
     
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    haya bwana.
     
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    aiseee
     
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    KISABENGO Member

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    Ahahahahaaaaaaaaa humu ndani kuna watu wanamatatizo ya kisaikolojia wao mda wote wanataka uzungumze siasa,umseme rais yaan'hii inachekesha sanaaa tu'
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli eehh,.......
     
  14. Bishop Hiluka

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    Nilipita tu...
     
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    Ndagha tata.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaa!
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    ni sooo...jamaa kwa kitu kidogo ni nomaaaa...
     
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    jaffery hassan Member

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    yele uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........................
     
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    Toa yako.
     
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    watoto ni memba wa JF pia na wana haki zao.
     
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