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Heshima

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    Mtoto kaona nyeti ya baba yake, Akauliza "nini hii"? Baba,akajibu "ni Heshima", kesho yake wakaja wageni, baba akamwambia mtoto, "toa heshima kwa wageni", mtoto akatoa Nyeti yake, akaonesha, wageni wakashangaa! mtoto akasema "mnashangaa haka kadogo, baba anayo heshima kubwaaa......!
     
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Nampiga konzi akizinduka yupo kitandani!!
     
  3. PingPong

    PingPong JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaa, vitoto huwa vinaharibu kinoma......mara nyingi ni mbele za watu...hahahah
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    ndo shida ya uswaz
     
  5. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah, unanikumbusha mdogo wangu mmoja aliona nywele za kifuani kwa anko wetu mmoja hivi akauliza
    mdogo: anko hzo nini?
    anko: ndevu
    mdogo: akashangaa aah anko una ndevu hadi miguuni
    mana anko alikuwa amevaa bukta so dogo kumchek anko miguuni akaona vinyoleo vingi akajua navyo ni ndevu.
     
  6. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    haha ha ha aha.....watoto sio wa kudanganywa. rahisi kukuumbua
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    waaambieni ukweli...vinginevyo ni aibu tu
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    watoto wa siku hizi wana balaa.
     
  9. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    huyo jamaa atakuwa kasingiziwa huyo mtoto
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    jaman mtoto yuko sahihi kabisa...anatii na kutumia kile alichofundishwa na babaye....
     
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    ruaaika Member

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    huyo dingi hakujua mficha maradhi.......!!
     
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