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Her day in court

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mayenga, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. mayenga

    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu Love is blind.
    Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady:I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney:Did you know him?Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him'Take me, young man. Take me now!'Defense Attorney:Did he take you?Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little b*st*rd!
  2. M-bongotz

    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    very funny

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  3. Noname

    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    thats nice... he deserve to die ... yeah b*st*rd
  4. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    He deserved to get that shot!!..Alikuwa analeta utani kwenye mahaba na kibabu !!! ila 94yrs kweli kunapitika au closed for renovation?