Help i lied!

[Salma osman]

Please help me i fooled ma husband.he's jobless so nime mudanganya hivi.yeye yuko arusha mm nairobi.so i told him because of his jobless am running away 2 somalia with his baby i told him he wont c her again. Yani amekopa nauli yuko njia yuwaja.i don knw wat 2 do bcoz i was jus kidding.and i luv him i wont leave him 4 anythg.bt last year he was the one who fooled me.tit 4 tat.bt namuhurumia

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hahahahaha!Unalo!Jiandae kumpokea!Nxt time punguza makali ya utani usije ukamuua mwenzako kwa presha!

 

[sweetdada]

lol..duuh!si ungemwambia umemdanganya?
kama namuona akifika huko akute ulimfanyia april fools day duu
mimacho itakavyo mtoka kwa kuongea..hahahahahaaaaaa

 

[Fidel80]

Please help me i fooled ma husband.he's jobless so nime mudanganya hivi.yeye yuko arusha mm nairobi.so i told him because of his jobless am running away 2 somalia with his baby i told him he wont c her again. Yani amekopa nauli yuko njia yuwaja.i don knw wat 2 do bcoz i was jus kidding.and i luv him i wont leave him 4 anythg.bt last year he was the one who fooled me.tit 4 tat.bt namuhurumia

Akifika mwambie leo ni tar.1 siku ya wajinga

Kisha uwe tayari kupokea mkong'oto

 

[ENZO]

Mbona wakat unataka kumdanganya hukuja humu jf kuomba ushauri.

 

[Salma osman]

Hahahahaha!Unalo!Jiandae kumpokea!Nxt time punguza makali ya utani usije ukamuua mwenzako kwa presha!

yani sijui lakufanya

 

[Salma osman]

Mbona wakat unataka kumdanganya hukuja humu jf kuomba ushauri.

last year alinidanganya so nalipiza.

 

[Rose1980]

ahh kesi ndogo na tamu iyo....
1.andaa mazingra yawe ya kimalav davi ...seblen ,chumban kuwe na roses,makad na mbwembwe zooote za kimahaba na jina lake liwe umelitundika milangon na madirishan kooote(itakubd tu ufanye mahaba ya form 2b cz umeyataka mwenyewe)

ukienda kumpokea kwenye gar muwekee zawad zake...aikifika hm pia nyngne....

umeyataka bib so gharamia tu!!!

 

[Salma osman]

ahh kesi ndogo na tamu iyo....
1.andaa mazingra yawe ya kimalav davi ...seblen ,chumban kuwe na roses,makad na mbwembwe zooote za kimahaba na jina lake liwe umelitundika milangon na madirishan kooote(itakubd tu ufanye mahaba ya form 2b cz umeyataka mwenyewe)

ukienda kumpokea kwenye gar muwekee zawad zake...aikifika hm pia nyngne....

umeyataka bib so gharamia tu!!!

itanibidi manake sina otherwise

 

[Dena Amsi]

Kiswahili lugha ya Taifa x 2

Huu wimbo nilikuwa naupenda kweli zamani sijui bado unaimbwa.

 

[Rose1980]

Kiswahili lugha ya Taifa x 2

Huu wimbo nilikuwa naupenda kweli zamani sijui bado unaimbwa.

unaimbwa somalia!!!

 

[Prime Dynamics]

Kwa vile unajua amekopa nauli and on top of that hana kazi. Akifika, mrefund nauli halafu mwambie ulitaka kumuona na pia mkumbushe leo ni 1st April. Jioni ya leo go out for a romantic dinner with him.

 

[Dena Amsi]

unaimbwa somalia!!!

Asante kwa taarifa nikipita nitausikiliza nikitoke Ethiopia ubarikiwe

 

[Rose1980]

Asante kwa taarifa nikipita nitausikiliza nikitoke Ethiopia ubarikiwe

amen mpendwa!!

 

[Dena Amsi]

amen mpendwa!!

Umenionea Bacha

 

[Fidel80]

Umenionea Bacha

Kapata toto la Kiarabu limemficha Magomeni

 

[Salma osman]

Kwa vile unajua amekopa nauli and on top of that hana kazi. Akifika, mrefund nauli halafu mwambie ulitaka kumuona na pia mkumbushe leo ni 1st April. Jioni ya leo go out for a romantic dinner with him.

i think i wil do that

 

[Katavi]

Pole sana, lakini rose katoa suluhisho!

 

[samora10]

kama anakuja jiandae tu mmegane kwa raha zenu, wote mtakua na kiu labda kama mnacheat

 

[Speaker]

Ohoo,akifika urudi tena kutuambia kilicho tokea