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Hebu jisomee hii mbinu mpya

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A man doing market research for the Vaseline
    Company knocked at the door
    and was greeted by a young woman with three
    small children running around at
    her feet. 'I’m doing some research for Vaseline.
    Have you ever used the
    product?'
    She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the
    time.'
    'If you don’t mind my asking,' he said, 'what do
    you use it for?'
    'We use it for sex,' she said.
    The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually
    people lie to me and say
    they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help
    with a gate hinge. But, in
    fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I
    admire you for your
    honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can
    you tell me exactly HOW you
    use it for sex?'
    The woman said, 'I don’t mind telling you at all.
    My husband and I put it on
    the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.'
     
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    Bundajo JF-Expert Member

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    Sijaelewa kabisa kama hutojali nifasirie kwa kiswahili.
     
  3. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa
     
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    Bundajo JF-Expert Member

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    Umeelewa au unajifariji tu ili uonekane?
     
  5. Victoire

    Victoire JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi kidhungu cha kingereza kimenitoa bila bila,nimetoka kapa kwa kweli
     
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    Bundajo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo hamna kitu kabisa lakini nashangaa watu wengine wanacheka tu ili waonekane na wao wamefika Form Two.
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hiki lazima itakuwa ni English ambayo mie siijui vizuri ila kiingereza naongea bila chenga. Nalog off
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Eti wakitaka kunjunji waNapaka vaseline kwenye kitasa, watoto wakitaka kufungua mlango kitasa kinateleza
     
  9. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    ha ha ha ha...hata kama sielewi kiingereza...
     
  10. Sizinga

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    Mara 100 we umeeleweka kuliko huo upupu juu....
     
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    Bundajo JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa ni afadhali hata angesema anapaka mrenda basi.
     
  12. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    supa gluu ndio nzuri, dogo akinasa mara moja mlangoni next time harudii tena
     
  13. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha, kuchekeshwa kwa kizungu yataka moyo, researcher alitegemea atasema wanapaka nanii, lakini mwanamke akasema kitasa.
     
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