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Hebu ckia hili toto

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jino kwa jino, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. jino kwa jino

    jino kwa jino JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]TOTO:Mama unajua hausigel wetu ni malaika?

    MAMA:Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

    TOTO:Jana nilimuona ameshikilia ukuta akiwa uchi na mikono ameinua juu anaongea na Yesu anasema... Ooooh yesu wangu nakuja....Oooh yesu wangu nakuja jamani!Yaan isingekuwa baba kumshikilia kwa nyuma nae akiwa uchi, saa hizi angekuwa mbinguni!

    MAMA: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
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  2. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh hiyo noma
     
  3. meddie

    meddie JF-Expert Member

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    Je wamsema yesu mnazareti aliye kufa lakini akafufuka katika wafu? Ndugu wahi magotini kama unamtaja huyo!
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    nambari ya simu uliyopiga haifanyi kazi kwa sasa.
     
  5. Going Concern

    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    huwezi andika bila kuandika yesu? acheni utoto wa kijinga,
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
  7. Rada

    Rada Senior Member

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    Duu! Toto halina adabu hilo...mbavu zangu da!
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    am a muslim but i hate jokes to JESUS........any way its a joke, funy
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    wajameni mbavu zangu naomba mniache tu!!
     
  10. Analogia Malenga

    Analogia Malenga JF-Expert Member

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    umemuelewa vibaya,it was not a joke to jesus but house girl and husband.read it carefuly
     
  11. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du mbaya sana kama watu wanamtaja Yesu mpaka kwenye uzinifu
     
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