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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mwanamapinduko, Jun 14, 2011.

  1. mwanamapinduko

    mwanamapinduko Senior Member

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    Heaven is when you have:

    * An American salary.

    * A british home.

    * Chinese food.

    * A Swiss economy.

    * An Italian body.

    * A Japanese technology.

    * An African tool. (Baraka pekee ya mwafrika hiyo mhogo wa jangÂ’ombe)

    * An Indian wife.

    Hell is when you have:

    * An American wife.

    * A british body.

    * A chinese tool. (kama kifutio kilichotumika)

    * Swiss food.

    * An Italian technology.

    * A Japanese home.

    * An african economy.

    * An Indian salary.
     
  2. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye hell ongezea
    A Tanzanian president
     
  3. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    That will be double-hell!
     
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    Al-Mende Member

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    duuh..! Hapo kweli.
     
  5. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Indian salary, duh!
     
  6. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    The mother of hell!!
     
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    designer spenko Member

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    mmmh no commet
     
  8. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye heaven ongezea ''or a tz husband'' baada ya indian wife
     
  9. Geo Gambi

    Geo Gambi Member

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    umesahau kukatika umeme kama TZ
     
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    Bolivar JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuh
     
  11. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    stronger, energetic efficient tool
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    WOW!...gud 2 know...m proudly Tanzanian!lol
     
  13. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah! Why Indian wife in heaven?
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    mh! jamaa akiona sijui anajisikiaje??
     
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