Heaven is when you have: * An American salary. * A british home. * Chinese food. * A Swiss economy. * An Italian body. * A Japanese technology. * An African tool. (Baraka pekee ya mwafrika hiyo mhogo wa jangombe) * An Indian wife. Hell is when you have: * An American wife. * A british body. * A chinese tool. (kama kifutio kilichotumika) * Swiss food. * An Italian technology. * A Japanese home. * An african economy. * An Indian salary.